A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.
A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.
Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".
"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"
"Hey ladies"