Rat Pie

A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.

I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.

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