Hansoon

An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping

Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'

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DG90 Degree

An individual with a banana shaped penis. It Literally is a 90 degree angled johnson to the left or right side. It varies direction from day to day. The only way to get penetration in a woman is to come in at it from a drastic angle and finagle it in. The process can take up to an hour or more.

Guy 1: So you gonna put a smashing on that bitches vagina or what?

Guy 2: I got a DG90 Degree. I dont got time for that tonight. I will have to clear my schedule for that kinda shit.

Moga Creepy

When you think a creepy situation cant get any creepier, a small african gentleman with a large afro takes it into uncharted stages of creepy.

Commonly refered to as (king of creep)

Guy 1: Hey that chick is so hot over there!

Guy 2: Uh.. is there a small african guy rubbing her leg?

Guy 1: I think your right, thats Moga creepy!

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Bahwouge

The term used to describe one who has an unusually small penis when non erected. Once the arousal begins the member grows nearly 8-9 times its original size and unimaginable gerth. Sometimes its refered to as "The weapon of vag destruction"

Guy 1: I got a pretty good sized johnson i would say.

Guy 2: Mine starts out small, but then goes BAHWOUGE!

(minics the growth with hand jestures)

Guy 1: Damn..

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