An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer Bâs: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Touretteâs may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Touretteâs, anal Touretteâs is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: Iâve been better. I havenât left the bathroom much today as Iâm suffering from Anal Touretteâs.