positive no

A device used by New Yorkers, who instinctively value opposition and contradiction, to underline their agreement with another person's statement. Instead of the conventional "Oh, I agree," or "Yes, you're right," the New Yorker begins with "No, I agree," or "No, you're right."

Xiomara: "Gray's Papaya makes a better hot dog than anyone can at home."
Shlomo: (using the Positive No) "No, you're absolutely right."

ulgy

Alternate spelling of "ugly." It is not pronounced "UL-jee." It is a spelling, not a new form of the word.

Bitch u ulgy!

assult

Alternative spelling of "assault," pronounced the same.

Past tense is "assulated," pronounced the same as "assaulted." There is no such word as "assulate."

Don't assult me, you asswipe! You assulated my friend, too!

assulated

Past tense of "assult" (an alternate spelling of "assault"). There is no such word as "assulate."

You can assult a person. That person was assulated. But you can't assulate them.