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A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.
Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.
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The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc
Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.
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When a girl pleasures herself by rubbing between her legs.
Alison enjoyed slapping sally so much that she was in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.
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A retarded homosexual who scours the Urban dictionary giving thumbs down to everyword just for the hell of it. They also enjoy shoving their thumbs down into their underpants and giving their anus a good poke.
"Watch out for this one." "He's a dirty little thumb bummer."
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An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.
Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.
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Yet another term for the penis.
Alison unzipped Staurt's fly and proceeded to suck on his love sausage.
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