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A well know Dominican army General who led an army of underage children, and lower class village people to numerous battles in the Dominican country side durning the great machete wars that took place in the streets of the Dominican Republic in the 1990s. Known for his policy to only engage in battles with woman and small children often attacking with the surprise of nightfall riding on his trusty donkey Renaldo in a captain crunch like uniform. After retiring due to being accused unethical army procedures he settled in the United States after crossing the boarder illegally. He has help many jobs, such as gay male prostitute, Carpenter for CWI, and Used Tire Shop owner. He currently resides with his family and a close older college male professor who he engages in homosexual activity with.
General Jose Nunez proudly gave the orders to burn the village and leave nothing for the dinkâs.
Itâs General Jose Nunez days at N & M Tires, come on in for a ballon blown up on the free air pump.
A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters
That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.
By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
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Also known as painters PMS, A condition where Half assed lazy crybaby painters go out of their way to make excuses not to work, The simplest of things can cause a chain reaction effect that will drawl in ridiculous conspiracy theories, political views, or Obama minority free program frustrations that may single-handedly and a working day. The only none remedy is smoking the reefer, Or what is known as a trip to the paint store.
It's that time of the day again ricks on his painters period.
By wearing his shades in the dark no one will ever pick up that he is on his painters period prescription.
In case I'm a painters period, never make eye contact, never talk democratic political views, never ever deny middle-age man his gaming privileges.
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The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.
Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.
Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.
Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.
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A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.
I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.
A mainline suburban Philadelphia residential building contractor that was started in the 1970s and built a name for its self with hard work from many talented carpenters over several decades until the 2000 teens when the changing of power to the son of the ownership lead to back stabbing, overcharging, prescription drug abuse and the loss of the high quality expectations that once driven this operation. The last of the employees abandoned ship like the final days of the Vietnam War after their disgraced leader went missing and rumored to be in a local prison.
After his time at CWI, Jose secured a personal loan from a 70 year old college professor by preforming sexual acts on him.
Andrew the electrician is still looking for CWI to pay him.
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Air that is offered for free for tires through a small pancake compressor operated off a 200 foot 16 gauge extension cord that constantly pops the breaker in a small dirty tire shop. This idea to offer to customers originated several years ago from a Dominican native known has General Nunez after settling in a small run down steel mill community in seek of the Spanish minority dream of trying to pull a fast one , or a scam to make a quick buck.
The free air pump is often used to inflate sex dolls.
Durning music fest Jose kids pop tires to attract business to the free air pump.