Colleen

Defines her self worth, through her unequivocal love for the color palette of the nails of her pet Iguanas, Tom, Clavical and Kirsten. She once took a trip to Jamaica and came back with a pack of smokes and a surfboard. Unable to navigate the depths of the Carrribean Sea, she hopped a board a jet ski with Micheal Macintyre and his trust side kick, Mr Giggles. With great care and duress, she managed to carry the Empire State Building out the way of the mighty fist of Godzilla.

Hello Colleen
Its Coolleen, not Colleen. GET IT RIGHT