suellen

to wake up in bed with a catfish(the larger the better) in your face and like it.

He woke up suellened and then fried it for breakfast.

15👍 63👎

ison

after sex with a beautiful woman and while still in bed, to longingly look down the hall at your shop vac

She was awesome and hot in every way but I was still isoned.

7👍 29👎

fergized

to push a beautiful woman off of you in order to watch the
World Series of Poker or read a racing form

My wife is beautiful and kinky but I was fergized by my racing form.