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when you sex in an empty bus and leave cum and poop on the seat.
when Jake and Jan went across America they left a dirty bus in every state.
When a male wearing pants, flexes his hard meat popsicle with such force you can see it moving from the outside.
"The guy on the subway asked if I wanted to stay and watch his pocket dance"
when you eat to much hot peppers and your insides ignite.
when John ate 3 Carolina reapers and a 7 pot primo he was doubled over with molten belly.
the act of doing the backstroke in some ones pool while taking a shit.
that neighbor is never allowed over here again, yesterday he did the Mexican backstroke in our pool.