pacifist

Food. Often herbivores, pacifists occupy the lowest position on the food chain.

"Johnny found pacifists to be a good source of protein, but quite messy to eat in public."

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daily mail

Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.

"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"

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Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

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Bam Margera

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

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