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Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.
'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter
The name of a older 'cougar' women whom has children and a large self made fortune to her name, who often sleeps with younger boys/men in her local area.
"I cant wait to get back home and give Nookiela a ring so i can ride her like a bike"
" Sorry Im late boys, i had Nookiela round last night. Corrr did she punish me for being a naughty boy"