WELLSWAY

It’s a school, with just one rule:

ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION:
• No phones
• No tight trousers
• No jewellry
• No running
• No hanging out in groups
• No walking in corridors
• No freedom of speech
• No fun
• No fizzy drinks
• No talking
• No chewing gum
• Year 7 has to do cross-country
• No failing
• No going to take a SHIAT
• No education
• No taking blazers off
• No eating
• No going to the dentist
• No sitting
• No playing
• No football
• Homework set every lesson
• No emotional support
• No facilities
• NO CRYING
• NO LAUGHING
• NO FARTING
• NO NOTHING

BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T

AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL!

Fuck this school.

Wellsway student: Hi Ben-

SL(u)T- DETENTIOOOOOOOOON!

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wellsway school

Wellsway school is the worst school in the UK. The behaviour system is rigged, phones are banned, we have to wear really long tarten skirts and we are not allowed to walk through the corridors. Even throwing a grape across the room would be put down as “serious damage to school property.

Bob: “Is there anything good about Wellsway school?”
Me: “Well, when it’s mufti day, 50% of the money goes to charity... but the other 50% goes to school so... NO!”

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