Yoan

To convince someone to purchase something

Guy 1: sigh I really need a thinner wallet

Guy 2: Bro my wallet is lit, it’s so slim and fits EVERYTHING without getting bigger
Guy 1: Dude you’re not gonna yoan me into this with your 2 credit cards in there.
Guy 2 pulls out $3000 in 20s and 7 credit cards
Guy 1: What?! And I’ve just been yoaned.

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