Polishicity

The act of being a Polish One

and/or

Displaying tendencies of a Polish One

"Look, she's stroking her beard. Thats real Polishicity."

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Polish One

A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.

"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"

"No, she was stroking her beard at home."

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chin splash

The method whereby seminal fluid, released from a hole at the tip of the corpus spongiosum, settles 'with a splash' on the prominence formed by the anterior projection of the lower jaw.

"My Gosh!" exclaimed Douglas. "It appears that a portion of sex wee has landed upon my chin rather than in my mouth. Your aim seems to be somewhat irregular, Miles."

"Aye, its called a chin splash. Get in!!"

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