When someone has cheated on you more than once.
Person: YOU DID WHAT!?!
Cheater: I've got the cheating Illness..
Drunken love.
When two people fall inlove whilst intoxicated. They both tell each other how much they love each other, and then they both wake up the next day, full of regrets and confusion.
Person One: Are you two still together?
Steady One: Nope, It was only drunken Love.
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