Winning

To accomplish magical things that most people will never see in their boring normal lives, generally by: banging seven gram rocks (and finishing them), thus making Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children; having Tiger Blood; not dying; having one speed: go; and being proud of your drug usage, because it was RADICAL!

Interviewer: "Are you bipolar?"
Charlie Sheen: "I’m bi-winning."

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