Scully

A last name which inherently subjects it's owner to countless X-files references, and if you're from a certain place in the UK, is a synonym for acting retarded.

"Scully? As in the X-files?" -Most of the US population

"Insert X-files inside joke that I won't get" -Roughly half the US population

"Stop Scullying around and actually HELP for a change, moron!" -The few people who know my name's real meaning

"Scully, stop being Scully for a change!" -My Drill Sergent, among just about everybody who's at one point been my superior

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