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Senyor Rompe

A very well liked, humbly good looking lad. Over hung where it counts, the desire of many woman. And men alike.

In doubt, one must answer true to these questions for confirmation of identity:

When you look in the mirror, do you see Pride? Power? A bad ass mutha who don't take no crap off of nobody?

Look at all them boppers with that guy. He must be Senyor Rompe.

See that dude over there putting all his bros before dem hoes? Senyor Rompe for sho.

When I saw that dude Senyor Rompe in front of me, I put out my fist for a fist bump. But instead of saying "pound it", I told him "fist me!", and he totally did!

by Mr Selena Gomez October 20, 2016