Sex where a woman is disinterested and all they do is lay there and wait to get it over with.
After being married for 10 years, all she wants is 2 minutes with her vibrator and morgue sex with her husband -- I don't know how he puts up with it.
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A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.
I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.