Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

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Mercan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.

Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.

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Roup

Emergency food made by boiling rice and adding powdered soup (usually vegetable or chicken).

Word derives from a merging of 'rice' and 'soup'.

I hadn't had a chance to do any shopping, so I made some roup. It was delicious.

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Roman

Replusively large or loud.

Your penis is positively Roman!

The Roman empire was very Roman.

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fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

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Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

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