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When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them
"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.
That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.
A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."
"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."
"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."
A guy who is completely spaced.
"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."
Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.
"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."
"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."
Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.