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Really But Not Really
When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR
A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you
"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath
I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum
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The game where girls get on a rotating table with their heads in the center and as the table spins your dick flicks on their asses tell the table stops turning. Every spins a winner
"I couldn't get a hold of you last night. What were you up to?"
"Winning big at dickrulette."
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The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.
"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."
I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.
Euphemism for living in your car
"Let's go to your pad and ball."
"I'm carcamping tonight."
"How much is your rent?"
"Right now I'm carcamping."
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