international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.

"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.

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What am I doing here?

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

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JBC

Just because.

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

shedrivesmecrazy

The effect that a girl who is the best at everything has on a guy. Like her dress, her make up, her creativity or just that she is so nice.

Guy 1: "See that girls costume? And her makeup! She is so creative!"
Guy 2: "Can we talk about something else? Shedrivesmecrazy."

Guy 1: "I just met that girl over there. She's so nice!"
Guy 2: "I know her. Shedrivesmecrazy."

friends first

When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".

"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."

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josh special

A josh special is where you send a photo with your dick, balls, arse hole, gooch and a goofy face with your legs behind your head

Mr Bolsover sent me a josh special and I nearly chunderd

Sta

A Sta was a girl. A pretty blonde girl. A lovely girl. The prettiest girl in the tri-counties. If you knew Sta you know how lucky you were. You will miss her first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. There was only one and her memory will never leave the minds of us left behind.

"I miss Sta so much."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"We all do."

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