nutstache

When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.

"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"

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one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.

"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"

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Fuck you! I'm ballin!

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.

(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"

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busting your ovaries

Analogous by gender context to the common phrase "busting your balls." Playfully giving a woman a hard time.

"Hey quit hitting me woman, I was just busting your ovaries a little!"

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