Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

Africanipples

(Aff-rik-an-ipp-uls)

1. Most commonly used to refer to curiously dark nipples and areola on a person of seemingly caucasian origin.

2. Nipples on a person of African origin noted for their dark colouring.

Jim: So Jack, what were Jill's boobs like?
Jack: They're amazing but something puzzles me...
Jim: What's that Jack?
Jack: Jill's whiter than paper but she's got Africanipples

Street Fighter Champion

A Champion player from Capcom's wildly popular 'Street Fighter' series of beat em ups.

Gamer 1: Dude, that Kristen bitch think's she's a Street Fighter Champion

Gamer 2: LAWL no way? She plays cheap shit characters like Ken and spams the shit out of hadokens, I can play better than her with my fucking dick!

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