shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"

Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.

ladies of the evening

noun: a modest term describing un-modest women; prostitutes

The phrase is used by Bubbles on the tv show Trailer Park Boys.

It doesn't get much greasier than spending all your money from recycling beer bottles on a few ladies of the evening.

Ladies of the night, whores, hookers, skanks, tramps, hoes, prostitutes, skallywags, wenches, harlots, call girls, streetwalkers, thotties, you name it.. whatever you want to call them, they're ladies of the evening.

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big school words

big nerdy words that nerds and geeks use to maake them look smarter than other people.

"What are you doing using your big school words? Just use normal people words and I'll understand what you're talking about." - Ricky, Trailer park boys

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way of the road

noun: a saying used to aggrandize a weird, uncomfortable, or unusual comment or situation. the saying originated from the show Trailer Park Boys where Ray, a drunk ex-trucker, vindicated his greasy actions by claiming they're simply an acceptable part of the trucker lifestyle, the "way of the road".

When Bubbles asked why he was throwing his piss jugs all over the trailer park Ray simply replied, "Way of the road Bubs, way of the road."

Bubbles: "But Ray, they're 'ladies of the evening'.. Can't it just be the two of us on the road?"
Ray: "They're friends of the road Bubs, come on- be hospitable. It's the way of the road."

Jenny: "Why did you whip it out at the restaurant? We were having such a nice, quiet meal.."
Kevin: "Idk, way of the road?"

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