TransGormation

When you go trans for Gordon.

“I wonder if Gordon will love me after my transgormation”

“I hope he doesn’t find out I’ve had a transgormation”

Juicee saleef

The juicy boy(d)

Doesn’t function well as a juicer because he causes lots of spillage

Thin legs affect his stability - you have to hold him when juicing which would make your hands sticky

He looks as though he’s been made from two separate parts which in the long run could cause him to break from frequent use and abuse

Small plastic feet have been added to the bottom to prevent him from slipping about

“Look at my new wedding present, I’m taking this juicee saleef to show and tell”

“People buy juicee saleefs just to show off their money”

“All I want for Christmas is a juicee saleef”

Police reports say he died doing what he loved best... juicing a melon with his juicy juicee saleef

Orghaenic

The way to save the plenet
The future

Protecting the werld from bed thengs

Orghaenic is like organic but so much bettir

Venilla, it’s kind of like an... orghaenic scent

“Hey Mem, don’t buy the normal benenes, buy the orghaenic ones!”

“I’d never use normal epples for my still life, gotta be those orghaenic wans”

Femmellie

When your family tree is mangled eg.
Having 4 dads, 1 is your uncle and another is your son - a wee bit mingle mangle mongled

It’s something that you can do with your friends and femmellie

“Bro, your family is more like a femmellie”

“I saw his femmellie on Jeremy Kyle”