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Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.
"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."
"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."
Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."
"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
A josh special is where you send a photo with your dick, balls, arse hole, gooch and a goofy face with your legs behind your head
Mr Bolsover sent me a josh special and I nearly chunderd
To answer in the affirmative
"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."
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I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI
A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."
"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
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A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."
"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."