Spices

The reason why Europeans went looking for the West Indies ... according to their letters sent home to their wives and children.

Not to be taken literally - the explorers actually meant spices as in sexy tan Indian women.

Columbus: Yo Dona, I found so many spices. I'm going to be so f'ing rich when I sell them!

Dona: (to self) I love it when my man isn't home

Columbus: (to self) Sexy hot women! Woo-hoo!

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