jiggly

N. A general term for a heart attack, stroke, or similar episode.

Call the paramedics! We've got some sort of jiggly!

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stupidfunny

Adj. Describes something that is both stupid and funny at the same time.

When Brandon skateboarded into the road and got hit by a taxi, it was stupidfunny.

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High Fructose Corn Syrup

N. A sweetener created by repeatedly processing corn starch into strange molecules. Difficult to digest and burn off. Is widely believed to be a lead contributer to America's obesity epidemic.

Everything at McDonalds except the coffee contains High Fructose Corn Syrup.

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