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English Flame-thrower

When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009

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Mario Maneuver

When you fuck your girl anal till she has a pink sock. After you blow your massive load all over her face, You do the mario jump, flip, and kick!

Dude, Last night girlfriend came over to my house and I gave her the Mario Maneuver.

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009

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