John Mayer

possibly the biggest douchebag alive

look over there, it' that douche john mayer

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fuck

one of the most universal words in the english language.

for example, you can
1. give a fuck,
2. fuck yourself,
3. be a fucker,
4. be fucked up,
5. be a fuck up,
6. fuck off,
7. get fucked up,
8. get fucked,
9. be fucked,
10. or you can suck a fuck

1. I don't give a fuck
2. Go fuck yourself
3. Don't be such a fucker
4. He is fucked up
5. He's a fuck up
6. Fuck off, asshole
7. We got fucked up last night.
8. I fucked my girlfriend last night.
9. Oh shit, I'm fucked.
10. Go suck a fuck

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Bayou Bunghole

that feeling that you get when you are working outside in the hot, humid summers of Louisiana and you get that annoying, thick sweat in between your ass cheeks. see also: swamp ass

1: damn, it's hot out here.
2: i know, i have a bad case of Bayou Bunghole

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popemobile

a bulletproof golf cart

call it what you want, the popemobile is just a bulletproof golf cart.

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west virginia 3-way

1 man and 2 of his cousins.

jim-bob got caught up in a west virginia 3-way last night.

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cadillac in a doghouse

a huge dick in a tight pussy. opposite to a hotdog in a hallway

when i fucked that virgin last night with my mile-long schlong, it was like trying to fit a cadillac in a doghouse.

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axe

a body spray that was likely invented by women to identify douchebags

only douchebags wear axe

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