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When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.
I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker
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When a male dick slaps a girl in the mouth after blowing his load in it, causing his semen to go everywhere.
"How was Carol last night?"
"A bit annoying at first, but after i gave her the Russian Rottweiler she behaved."
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The answer you should always give when someone ask if you have to poop or pee.
This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.
That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!
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When a guy shits in a girls mouth, then gags her with it by shoving his penis down her throat
My girlfriend loves my german man brownies
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