Luka

A Lithuanian beast that lurks in the dark corners of the English town of Luton, but has recently been spotted in Leeds. She will grab men by the dick and eat them from the scrotum and suck their insides out from the anus. The only way the Luka is calmed is by having many large objects crammed up her anus.

"I was out in Leeds last night, and the mythical beast Luka grabbed me by the dick, luckily I had my anal beads at the ready!"

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