Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

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Korn

Crap, a band with no talent that starts all heavy but then the lead singer starts doing a bad version of opera and they sound gay.

"I like Korn" "Korn is crap, you suck"

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