Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?