UChicago

UC Hicago is part of the university of Californian system and is located in Hicago, California.

It is know for being substantially lower on the collegiate pecking order than it’s peers like UC Berkeley or UCLA, frequently coming in even below UC Riverside in most rankings.

Students that go here are frequently miserable due to high work loads of basic arithmetic and color by the numbers sheets.

Notable alumnus include gonzo from the muppets and mister bean.

Johnathan: Hey! I heard you’re going to UChicago!

Ugly Steve: yeah, I wanted to go to Northwestern but I got stuck here. At least i’m not the worst looking person on campus though!

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