Pissues

Any issues you have that have to do with urinating.

Friend: How was your day dude?
You: Not good, I got hung up in the bathroom with some pissues.

Jessica's rice

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.

That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.