Balldacity

Possessing both the balls and audacity to say something or do something that is considered really out of line.

You have the balldacity to blame me for the house catching on fire when you were the idiot that was smoking in bed.

Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

wally boppers

Enormous, pendulous breast that delight all who see them.

As she ran for the bus, her swinging wally boppers knocked several valuable curios from the middle and upper shelves.