cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."