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bronze parachute

The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.

"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."

by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush November 24, 2008


belly roll

A protruding ring of fat that encircles the area between the chest and the waist of certain fat people. A beer belly, by contrast, only extends forward from the fat person's stomach.

May be the result of eating too many jelly rolls.

"Whoa, get a load of that fat chick."
"Ugh, that's the worst kind of fat. I can't even distinguish her boobs from her belly roll."
"Uh-oh, and there she goes, into the bakery. Such a tragic existence."

by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush August 25, 2008

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