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A constant procrastinater. Person who lags it. A person who likes to gag on lollie pops.
Girl 1: She's always lagging it dude! Fuck this bitch!
Girl 2: Bitch shut up youre a Lallygagger too.
A guy who is not well endowed. Not having the right equipment in the bedroom department. An actor best known from the film, Pretty Woman.
Girl 1: You said he had a big dick.
Girl 2: he didnt?
Girl 1: This muthafucka got Richard Gere.
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Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.
A picky panhandler.
Hobo: excuse me sir can you help me out, im starving.
Guy: sure (hans him a quarter).
Hobo: man give me five dollars at least, wtf can i buy with a fucken quarter.
Guy: your not in need, your a fucken Begger with a stick.
To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.
Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches
Amy: wtf are you wearing?
Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!
The act of contracting or infecting multiple partners with chlamydia.
He had sexual relations with multiple women with stds. As a result, he now suffors from multimydia.
A non beneficial conclusion. The act of being beaten badly. As in sports, fights, or competitions of any type. An intentional sabotage. The act of striking someone in the top of the head with an open palm. In sportsA blow out. Being shortchanged by someone in a vulgar and colloquial manner.
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