Woman

1). The singular version of "women."
2). A very intelligent, exceptional, and beautiful human being who I love very dearly.

"Alpha male": Women are useless and belong in the kitchen.
Everyone (you included): Shut up. You're just insecure because you don't know how to preform basic live skills such as cooking and cleaning, so you label them as a "woman's job" to feel better about yourself. Then you sit on your ass and start a podcast and spew nonsense that other weird freaks can listen and agree with.

Example
Bald man: I MAN. I BIG. I STRONG. WOMEN WEAK. WOMEN FRAGILE. I ABOVE WOMEN. (He's wrong)

Mitski

My wife.

Someone: Who's Mitski?
Me: My wife.

Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.

Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.