A 4â8, 300 pound streamer who often âwelchesâ. He is known for his eating skills and Fortnite/2k skills which are ass. He has come up with this thing where heâll get a six pack by summer for 4 years now and still has no 6 pack, Just some moobs. He is known for his Italian decent and has moob ties. Los is also a bronsexual and a drake fan. He is very delusional when it comes to these two and heâs a causal heat fan
Person when they see los:Whoâs that lard looking fellow over there?
Other person:oh thatâs the 4â8 300 pound machine welcher âlospollostvâ on twitch. I heard heâs ass at Fortnite and 2k
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Tits on an ice cream cone
There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream
Someone who Leaks emails and losses in presidential elections.
I'm gonna leak my email and then run for president and lose I'm gonna hillary Clinton today
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A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things heâs a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:Iâm going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. Iâm going to be exactly like Kobe0802
someone who gives redundant and over-the-top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given.
âYou Know that guy Exploding Arab? Yea that guy is a mega simpâ