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Religion

Contagious form of schizophrenia. Also the blame for billions upon billions of murders and countless wars.

Religion is the cause of the Holocaust, genocides, and 9/11.

by Mr. Crowley August 26, 2008

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Kim Il Sung

Kim Il Sung is the ass hole who started the DPRK or Democratic Republic of Korea after the Soviet Union and United States couldn't come up with a way to unify the countries. So they split it into 2: The Republic of Korea and Democratic Republic of Korea. Kim Il Sung is also the ass hole who raised the midget, Kim Jong Il.

I'm so glad that Kim Il Sung guy is dead.

by Mr. Crowley March 27, 2023

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guibass

A guibass is a cross between a guitar and a bass. A guibass is made by taking an old shit-ass classical guitar and prying out the tuners with a screwdriver and replacing them with bass tuners. 4 bass strings are then added. This instrument makes virtually no noise.

My friend Mike made a guibass out of his old classical guitar. I slapped him and called him an asshole.

by Mr. Crowley April 28, 2008

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