Muglisten

A muglisten is usually a man which displays large amount of sexual urges while only having an average sizing sexual organ. They tend to be found in bars and pubs after football games, and sometimes outside primary schools. And when they are not drunk or affected by a hangover, they will sit on a park bench with a sandwich and contemplate their life decisions.

"My twice divorced mother knows best that a muglisten, is always a viable backup option"

"The teacher arrived to school on Monday after spending his weekend as a muglisten, he could barely read the register without falling over. He was quickly rushed to hospital, but later died of alcohol poisoning"

Impregnator

A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.

Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.

Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"

Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"

Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!

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