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I wonder what will happen if I eat scissors! AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!
When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.
Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!
Shmoomfing(ÊmumfɪÅ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.
Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!
Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.
That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!
When a large seal takes a nap on a rock & it's body shifts down to the shape of a semicircle.
All of these Seals are Plorpusing!