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Necro-entomophobia

The fear of dead insects. The sight of a bug's corpse sends one running.

John: (Grabs sandal) C'mere you little fucker!
Harold: DUDE STOP! I have Necro-entomophobia, remember?

by Mr. Enderman July 9, 2018


I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 18, 2021

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The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024


Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.

Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!

by Mr. Enderman December 27, 2022


Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.

"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."

by Mr. Enderman January 26, 2022


Box Spy

Noun

A Box Spy is a type of player in the 2007 video game Team Fortress 2.

This player is a Friendly, which means they will not try to kill you, and are generally harmless.
As with most Friendlies, they can mostly be found on CTF and PLR maps, but can be occasionally be found on other kinds of map.

The Box Spy is a Spy player who uses the Box Trot taunt. This is a disguise to ward off danger. Most players know how to recognize a Box Spy, but newer players will think they are just a prop.

The Box Spy is a timid creature, usually they will sit still upon detecting movement. However, they are also very curious, as if you stay still near a Box Spy, they will usually come up to you.

If attacked, a Box Spy will discard their box, either to flee or to fight back.

How to approach a Box Spy:

Approaching a Box Spy is a careful task, as you must not spook them. Crouch-walking is the best way to approach them, as Box Spies see crouching as a gesture of good will. Once close, do not use any voieelines that may frighten them. Use reassuring voicelines like 'Cheers' or 'Positive'. If you are a Heavy, giving them a lunchbox item is also a good way to show a Box Spy you mean no harm.

Fun Fact: Although related, Box Spies are NOT a kind of Spy Crab. This is a common misconception among those who study Spyology.

Oh wow! A Box Spy! We should not try to spook it.

by Mr. Enderman April 21, 2024


The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

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