Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo

"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"

Trail of destruction

a skidmark, see brown runway

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"

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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

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